Rogue Throwing Knives

The Rogue Throwing Knife Set: Because Sometimes You Need to Make a Point from Afar!

Ready to channel your inner ninja, impress your fellow LARPers, or just freak out the neighbors? Say hello to our Rogue Throwing Knife Set – the perfect blend of medieval flair and modern foam safety!

What's in the Box of Badassery:

• 1 Thrust Knife (for when you need to look extra pointy)
• 1 Cutthroat Knife (sounds scary, is actually quite huggable)
• 1 Woodsman Knife (forest not included)
• 1 Leather Holder (aka your new "cool belt thing")

Why You Need This in Your Life:

• Instant Rogue Cred: Nothing says "I'm mysterious and dangerous" like foam knives
• Versatile Fashion: Brown leather goes with everything (especially more leather)
• Historically Inspired: Impress history buffs, confuse actual historians
• Safe for All: The only thing these knives cut is tension at parties

How to Use:

1. Attach holder to belt (pants recommended, not required)
2. Practice your "I'm calculating the wind speed" face
3. Throw with dramatic flair
4. Retrieve knife, repeat (it's like fetch, but cooler)

Warning: May cause sudden urges to speak in hushed tones, lurk in shadows, or refer to yourself as "the silent death."

Remember: In medieval times, throwing your only weapon was considered risky. Now it's just Tuesday night at the LARP meetup.