Epic Armoury
Ranger Sword
$69.99
Part of the esteemed Vanguard line, this beauty is more than just a foam stick - it's a slice of medieval magnificence.
Why the Ranger Sword Will Make You Feel Like Royalty:
- Historical Swagger: Inspired by the knightly swords of the Late Middle Ages, you'll be wielding a piece of history (minus the tetanus risk).
- Curved Crossguard Coolness: Not just for looks, this bad boy can catch your opponent's weapon. Disarming move, anyone?
- Grip of the Gods: The hilt is sculpted to mimic leather wrapping, complete with a touch of gold bling. Your hand will thank you during those marathon LARPing sessions.
- Foam-idable Construction: Made from closed-cell polyurethane foam, it's safer than trying to spread butter with a real sword. Yet it looks so real, you might forget it's not metal. (Please don't actually try to cut anything.)
- Low Maintenance, High Adventure: Unlike your last RPG character, this sword needs almost zero upkeep. Just give it a once-over for wear and tear, and you're good to go!
Impressive Stats for Your Character Sheet:
- Total Length: 37.4 inches (95 cm) of pure awesomeness
- Blade Length: 27.6 inches (70 cm) - perfect for dramatic swings
- Blade Width: 2.6 inches (6.5 cm) - chunky, yet funky
- Crossguard Width: 6.3 inches (16 cm) - for when you need to make an entrance
- Grip Length: 3.5 inches (9 cm) - just right for one-handed heroics
- Weight: A mere 1.2 pounds (560 g) - swing all day without breaking a sweat
Perfect for:
- Rangers, obviously (it's in the name!)
- Knights with a flair for the dramatic
- LARPers who take their battles seriously (but safely)
- Renaissance fair enthusiasts looking to upgrade from the plastic sword they got at the dollar store
Remember, with great sword comes great responsibility. And really cool photo ops.