Epic Armoury
Large Shield
$94.99
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Ever dreamed of being a 10th-century soldier without the pesky arrows? Meet the Large Shield - your new best friend in the realm of mock battles and historical reenactments!
Shield Stats for the Discerning Warrior:
- Length: 39 inches (that's "taller than your average halfling" in medieval speak)
- Width: 24 inches (perfect for hiding behind after a failed jousting attempt)
- Weight: 3.9 lbs (lighter than chain mail, heavier than your sword-swinging ego)
Why This Shield Will Be Your Battle Buddy:
- Classic Design: Choose between "Woodland Chic" or "Knight in Shining Armor" with our Wood or Black/Silver color options
- Ambidextrous Attitude: Six canvas straps for left, right, or ambidextrous defenders of the realm
- Durable EVA Foam: Stands up to the fierce onslaught of foam swords and overzealous LARPers
- Historically Inspired: Impress fellow history buffs or confuse modern-day onlookers
Perfect For:
- LARPers who take their battles seriously (but safely)
- Reenactors aiming for that "just stepped out of a time machine" look
- Renaissance fair enthusiasts tired of carrying around historically inaccurate pizza boxes
How to Wield:
- Choose your color: Wood for forest blend-ins, Black/Silver for dramatic entrances
- Strap it on (yes, those muscles you've been working on will finally be noticed)
- Strike a heroic pose
- Try not to use it as a serving tray at your next medieval-themed party (though we won't judge)
Remember: Carrying this shield doesn't grant you actual knightly powers. But it will make you look epic while pretending to have them.
Grab your Large Shield today and defend your honor! (Or at least your snack table)
(Actual time travel to medieval battles not included. Nor advised. Seriously, it was messy back then.)