Epic Armoury
Kite Shield
$94.99
Why settle for a boring old shield when you can have a conversation starter, snack tray, and impromptu toboggan all in one?
What's in the box:
- One 24" x 16" wood-look foam shield
- Two leather straps (left-handed high-five!)
- Endless possibilities for medieval mischief
Perfect for:
- Aspiring Normans on a budget
- LARPers with a flair for the dramatic
- Renaissance fair MVP candidates
Pro tips:
- Use as an emergency umbrella (fear not the foam-melting rain!)
- Impromptu picnic table for your turkey leg
- Tactical nap screen during long mead hall speeches
Warning: May cause sudden urges to conquer England or join a roundtable discussion.
Remember: In medieval times, the Kite Shield was a warrior's best friend. Now it can be yours too! (Just don't try to friend request it on Facebook.)
Grab yours now and shield yourself from the 21st century!