Imagine facing down a horde of orcs, armed with nothing but your wits and this 35cm marvel. With its fierce dragon-head handle, you'll be channeling ancient wyrm magic faster than you can say "Nat 20!"
Choose your destiny:
- Silver: With red and gold trim, for the valorous mage.
- Black: Accented with silver and gold, for those who court the shadows.
This isn't just any wand - it's a powerhouse of mystical energy, rumored to contain the essence of an ancient dragon. (Sudden urges to hoard gold not included.)
Crafted for the discerning wizard:
- Varnished wood core with polyurethane foam grip
- Interchangeable parts - mix and match for ultimate customization
Perfect for LARPing through enchanted forests or dominating D&D campaigns. It's lighter than a bag of holding and cooler than a +1 Sword of Overcompensation.
So don your finest robes and prepare to unleash some arcane destruction. The Faust Wand: For when you absolutely, positively have to smite every last goblin in the room!
(Warning: May not actually breathe fire. Side effects may include speaking in riddles and perching on tall objects. Use responsibly!)
