Berserker Belt Phone Case

Lost another smartphone to the depths of your costume's nonexistent pockets? Tired of juggling your phone like a medieval jester at the Renaissance Faire? Meet the Viking warrior's phone sanctuary – a leather phone case that's part protection, part statement piece, and 100% "don't mess with me" awesome.

Handcrafted by artisans who probably have actual Viking blood (or at least a really impressive beard), this phone case features a genuine leather exterior that'll make your smartphone look like it just stepped out of a Norse saga. The centerpiece? A boldly embossed Valknut medallion – the sacred symbol of Odin that says, "Yes, I know my way around both a smartphone and a longship."

Features that would make Thor proud:

• Sturdy leather that laughs in the face of accidental drops
• Belt clip strong enough to survive a raid (or a particularly enthusiastic dance at the Ren Faire)
• Valknut medallion that serves as both protection and conversation starter
• Fits most smartphones (because even Vikings adapt to technology)

Perfect for:

• Renaissance Faire enthusiasts who are tired of playing phone-drop Tetris
• Cosplayers who want to keep their modern tech hidden in plain sight
• Historical reenactors who refuse to let a little thing like "historically accurate" stop them from keeping their phone safe

Warning: May cause spontaneous urges to quote Old Norse poetry or challenge nearby strangers to holmgang. Smartphone not included. Viking attitude absolutely mandatory.